The more [x]'s the "dumber" you are.

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself
[x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks

So far: 4

[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You have tried to lick your elbow... a few times
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Littlestar have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.

So far: 6

[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit .
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You've never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.

So far: 8

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into yournose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair

So far: 11

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math

So far: 14

[ ] You have eaten a bug
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
[ ] You have ran around naked in your house.

so far: 17

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they saywill happen to you if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[x] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before

So far: 20

[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall
[x] The word "ummmmm" is used many times a day.

TOTAL: 22

22/37 :)